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Is there a 12 step program for mavericks?

Question by Sexiest Man Alive: Is there a 12 step program for mavericks?
At first I just tried to be a maverick once. Then twice. Soon I was an everday maverick. Now I’m doing crazy mavericky things just to feel normal. I need help.

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Answer by Zap
Actually, just one…be erratic and you’ll be “mavricky”! hehe…

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Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center: Hiller YROE-1 Rotorcycle, with Hiller Model 1031-A-1 Flying Platform, P-V Engineering Forum PV-2, Hiller XH-44 Hiller-Copter et al in background
12 step program

Image by Chris Devers
Quoting Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum | Hiller YROE-1 Rotorcycle:

In 1953, Hiller Helicopters developed the Rotorcycle to meet a U. S. Marine Corps requirement for a single-person collapsible helicopter that could support special operations missions or be air-dropped to pilots trapped behind enemy lines. Hiller built the prototype, and the British firm, Saunders-Roe built ten production models, including the five YROE-1s requested by the Marine Corps, including this one. The first flight of a Rotorcycle occurred in 1956.

The Rotorcycle was so stable a non-pilot could fly it after only eight hours of instruction. However, The Marine Corps did not accept the YROE-1 for military service because of its slow speed of 84 kph (52 mph), its minimal range of 64 km (40 miles), its vulnerability to small-arms fire and the lack of visual references on the structure, which could cause the pilot to experience spatial disorientation at all but very low altitudes.

Transferred from the United States Navy.

Rotor Diameter:5.64 m (18 ft 6 in)
Length:3.81 m (12 ft 6 in)
Height:2.29 m (7 ft 6 in)
Weight:Empty, 140 kg (309 lb)
Gross, 255 kg (562 lb)
Engine:Nelson YO-65-2 four-cylinder, two-cycle engine, 43 hp
Manufacturer:Saunders-Roe for Hiller Helicopters, United Kingdom, 1961

Manufacturer:
United Helicopters Incorporated

Country of Origin:
United States of America

Dimensions:
Rotor diameter 18 feet 6 inches, height 7 feet, length 16 feet 6 inches, width 8 feet 9 inches.

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Quoting Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum | P-V Engineering Forum PV-2:

When Igor Sikorsky began to publicly demonstrate his VS-300 helicopter in 1941, he called it the automobile of the future. This idea quickly captured the public imagination and enthusiastic helicopter designers stepped forward to produce the next aerial version of the Model T. On April 11, 1943, Frank Piasecki became the second American to successfully fly a helicopter of his own design, the Piasecki-Venzie PV-2. He built it with far fewer resources than Sikorsky had available to construct the VS-300, yet the PV-2 flew with an unprecedented smoothness and stability. Ironically, Frank Piasecki intended his first helicopter design to be the forerunner of a revolution in personal transportation, but his company actually evolved into one of the foremost manufacturers of large cargo helicopters sold primarily to the military.

Gift of Frank Piasecki

Manufacturer:
Piasecki Helicopter Corporation

Country of Origin:
United States of America

Dimensions:
Rotor Diameter: 7.7 m each (25 ft 2 in)
Length: 7.7 m (25 ft 5.25 in)
Height: 2.36 m (7 ft 9 in)
Weights: Empty, 327 kg (720 lb)
Gross, 454 kg (1,000 lb)

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Quoting Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum | Hiller Model 1031-A-1 Flying Platform:

In the mid-1950s, Hiller constructed a series of innovative Flying Platforms for an Army-Navy program as a one-man flying vehicle that the pilot could control with minimal training. The pilot simply leaned in the desired direction and the platform would follow. The platforms, which utilized the aerodynamic advantages of the ducted fan, were incapable of tumbling, because if the pilot leaned over too far, the platform would pitch up and slow down.

The 1031-A-1 is the second of the Flying Platform prototypes and was the first to operate out of ground effect (aerodynamic cushion caused by thrust hitting the ground). The Army contracted for a larger, improved model – the VZ-1 – but the extra engines required for redundancy if the primary failed made the platform so heavy that it was impossible for the pilot to control the craft kinesthetically (by leaning), defeating the purpose of the design.

Transferred from the United States Department of the Army and the United States Department of the Navy.

Fan Diameter (x2):2.13 m (7 ft) each
Platform Diameter:2.54 m (8 ft 4 in)
Height: 2.13 m (7 ft)
Weight:Empty, 168 kg (370 lb)
Gross, 252 kg (555 lb)
Engine:2 x Nelson H-59 two-cycle engines, 40 hp each
Top Speed:26 km/h (16 mph)
Manufacturer:Hiller Aircraft, Palo Alto, Ca.,1957

Country of Origin:
United States of America

Dimensions:
Rotor Diameter: 2.1 m (7 ft) each
Platform Diameter: 2.5 m (8 ft 4 in)
Height: 2.1 m (7 ft)
Weights:
Empty, 167.8 kg (370 lb)
Gross, 251.7 kg (555 lb)

Materials:
Duct is fiberglass; rotor blades, operator platform, and guide vanes are made from aluminum sheet. Operator platform railing is made of aluminum tubing.

Physical Description:
One-man, twin-engine, flying platform with two counter-rotating rotors turning on vertical axis inside ducted fan.

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Quoting Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum | Hiller XH-44 Hiller-Copter:

In 1944, at the age of 19, Stanley Hiller, Jr. designed, built, and test flew the first helicopter with coaxial rotors to fly successfully in the United States. The XH-44 was also the first helicopter to fly successfully with all-metal blades and a rigid rotor. Hiller used the counter-rotating coaxial configuration to distinguish his designs from Sikorsky’s single main rotor designs that dominated the helicopter industry in the mid-1940s.

The first tie-down tests of the XH-44 took place on his parents’ driveway and the initial flight tests occurred at the University of California at Berkeley’s football stadium, where Hiller was a student. He initially tested the XH-44 with amphibious floats in his family’s swimming pool. Up-scaled coaxial Hiller designs failed to sell, but his company prospered with the introduction of the popular UH-12 single rotor model.

Gift of the Hiller Aircraft Company.

Manufacturer:
United Helicopters Incorporated

Date:
1943-1945

Country of Origin:
United States of America

Dimensions:
Rotor Dia:7.6m(15ft); Fuselage Length:4.1m(13ft4in);
Height:2.7m(9ft); Weight Empty: 564kg(1,244lb)

Materials:
Steel tube and fabric fuselage; 2 2-blade metal rotors

I fly
12 step program

Image by ALERAI {subsidiary&book exercises}
Fase 1: Immaginare di volare
Fase 2: Provare per la 1a volta una foto NO GRAVITY
Fase 3: Selezionare ISO, APERTURA, ESPOSIZIONE e INQUADRATURA
Fase 4: FUOCO MANUALE
Fase 5: 1 scatto al solo SFONDO
Fase 6: Usare cuscini come manichini e tanto gel sui capelli mossi!
Fase 7: Mettere il timer
Fase 8: Usare il tavolo basso del soggiorno della tua amica per salirci sopra
Fase 9: Rendersi conto che il soffitto è più basso del normale quindi sfilarti le scarpe a tacco 12 =_=°
Fase 10: 1 scatto per PALLONI BRACCIA BUSTO VISO
Fase 11: 1 scatto per la GONNA SVOLAZZANTE del VESTITO
Fase 12: 1 scatto per le GAMBE
Fase 13: Tagli e Cuci in Photoshop
Fase 14: Trattare l’immagine come una singola foto
Fase 15: Essere un pò delusi del risultato ma ripromettersi nuovi esperimenti di NO GRAVITY
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BROOKLINO (XD) :
Step 1: Immaging to fly
Step 2: trying for the first time photo NO GRAVITY
Step 3: Selecting ISO, APERTURE, EXPOSURE PROGRAM and SHOT
Step 4: MANUAL FOCUS
Step 5: One shot back-drop
Step 6: Using cushions like dummy and much hair gel for your curly!
Step 7: Setting timer
Step 8: Escalating the coffee table of your friend
Step 9: Realizing that the ceiling is lower than normal, therefore remove the shoe (heel 12 cm)=_=°
Step 10: One shot BALLONS, ARMS, BUST, FACE
Step 11: One shot FLOWING SKIRT of MY DRESS
Step 12 One Shot LEGS
Step 13: Sewing with Photoshop
Step 14: Treating image as a single photo
Step 15: Being a bit disappointed by the result but deciding to make further NO GRAVITY-experiments

(sorry for my english)

Taken for Italian Girls Photographers- Project Photographer (No Gravity)
Participant in the Only challenge (Photoshop Design)




13 Responses to “Is there a 12 step program for mavericks?”

  1. Healthy Person says:

    Dont tase me bro

  2. Abuse Of Power Maverick aka Lola says:

    yes, first step, go back to alaska, stand on your porch, yell at putin for 2 whole mins, then go hunting. that ought to cure you

  3. Stew S says:

    Just give it time. The older you get the more of a maverick you will believe you are.

  4. chris h says:

    Ha Ha, good one…My name is “Ace” and I’m a Maverick!!!

  5. Adrian C says:

    Yeah, but you wouldn’t qualify dude. One of the steps is that you would have to get a job and earn you own way. I think that one might throw you off. Keep trying though.

  6. Scythian1950 says:

    It’s true—it’s like how society once thought cocaine was such a good thing, even adding it to soda pop. it’s addictive, it destroys minds. Thank you for that timely warning, SOMEBODY should start organizing 12 Step programs for maverickly affected mavericks.

  7. Bull says:

    No, just 2. Getting cut out of the herd, and then slaughtered.

  8. schplakken says:

    Mavericks are horses. Let someone saddle you up and ride you!

  9. Shootmeinthebuttwithanarrow says:

    Wait until its dark, turn into a bat and go suck on someone’s you know what hahahaha

  10. Les S says:

    Yes, fortunately there is a 12 step program for mavericks.

    You have to go to Mavericks Anonymous and admit your mavericky ways. There you will find other people addicted to the maverick. You will learn about your addiction and realize that you don’t need the maverick, you just need to find peace in yourself. Then you can begin the healing.

    There is a patch for the maverick, it is called the Obama. If you wear the Obama patch, your maverick addiction will go away. Then you can enjoy being a maverick in moderation, and always with a designated driver.

  11. Mike says:

    It’s only an eight-step program:

    1. Run for your party’s nomination for president unsuccessfully
    2. Write a few books
    3. Sell out all of your principles
    4. Write another book
    5. Run again for your party’s nomination
    6. Take on a partner who embodies many of the things you went “maverick” against.
    7. Write apology notes to those whom your mavericking hurt in the past.
    8. Come to terms with the fact that you’re no longer a maverick

    And you’re cured.

  12. classociates2000 says:

    the word maverick gives me eczema. like the words “my friends” and “straight talk” Especially when the maverick in question is a puppet for a bunch of lobbyists, and when the guy who calls me his friend is planning to screw my life for the next 4 years and maybe more

  13. lunatic says:

    Don’t fight it. You too could be on what Sarah Palin referred to as the “team of mavericks” that are led by her and what’s his name.

    “Team of mavericks”. Think about that, if you are capable of real thought. Based on the commonly accepted definitions for the terms “team” and “maverick”, I would have to conclude that Ms. Palin does not comprehend one or both of those concepts because if everybody on your “team” is a “true maverick” then you have no team.


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